Aldo
God of cheap wine and cheezie lingerie.
Blanch
Consort of Aldo and goddess of Cleaning products and Small arms fire.
Bwaah or Boi
A minor deity who is a helper to Aldo and the god of sporks and analingus.
Gak
God of impact-induced snot bubbles.
Gustav
God of swiss pocketknives and poor judgment.
Melissandre the Namegiver
Goddess of rough sandpaper hands.
Tonaire
The would-be consort of Violante, vied to be the God of office products, but alas Violante was not pleased and he fell from the sky never to reach the hallowed supply closet.
Trogdor
Is a totem spirit, also know as “The Burninator”. It’s not just an adventure, it’s his job!
Violante
Goddess of Bacon and Dancing with things on top of your head. Often seen in the company with Boi.
Vbakkon
God of War and roasted meat roared challenge to all that would oppose him.