God of cheap wine and cheezie lingerie.
Consort of Aldo and goddess of Cleaning products and Small arms fire.
Bwaah or Boi
A minor deity who is a helper to Aldo and the god of sporks and analingus.
God of impact-induced snot bubbles.
God of swiss pocketknives and poor judgment.
Melissandre the Namegiver
Goddess of rough sandpaper hands.
The would-be consort of Violante, vied to be the God of office products, but alas Violante was not pleased and he fell from the sky never to reach the hallowed supply closet.
Is a totem spirit, also know as “The Burninator”. It’s not just an adventure, it’s his job!
Goddess of Bacon and Dancing with things on top of your head. Often seen in the company with Boi.
God of War and roasted meat roared challenge to all that would oppose him.